Fancy’s Fine Fast Foods
Samuel “Sammy” Fancy’s infamous sweet tooth is the inspiration for our popular chain of fast food outlets, second only to MacDougall’s in popularity worldwide. One taste of our signature Gumdrop Burger with a portion of Fried Sugar Sticks, and you’ll never want to eat anything else ever again!

Fancy’s International House of Transport
If you’re looking for a private jet or ocean liner, look no further than Fancy’s International House of Transport. Our expansive showroom in Aberdeen is full to the brim with motorcades, helicopters, and aircraft carriers that are bound to suit your taste, no matter how tasteless.

Fancy’s Dog Resort Hotel and Spa
Is your dog the greatest canine who ever was? Show him how much you care by treating him to a stay at Fancy’s Dog Resort Hotel and Spa. We offer professional grooming, Swedish Paw Massage, eight kinds of freshly made gourmet kibble, and the finest chew toys money can buy. (Cats and cat owners not welcome.)

Fancy's Executive Spelunking Expeditions
Executive life doesn’t leave much room for ‘living.’ But Fancy’s Executive Spelunking Expeditions will change all that. Strap on your personally monogrammed safety belt, helmet and boots and slide down a rope into a dank muddy pit for a few days – your life will never be the same, and neither will your underpants.